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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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Due to the current financial situation management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement
One day a little girl went into her mothers room while her mothe was putting on makeup
Three chinese guys living in shanghai decided to emigrate to america
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I went to home depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one
An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
A jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons
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Mick and paddy were at work one day
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