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Corny Jokes: If I Cut Off My Right
If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Three guys were at the pearly gates when peter answered
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
Two farmers joe and bob lived as neighbors but didn t like each other much
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Three cowboys-one from louisiana one from arkansas and the other from texas are sitting around a campfire
A tourist asks a man in uniform are you a policeman
A cop pulls over a drunk driver
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The queen of england invited the pope to buckingham palace to wave to the crowd
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