Hilarious Quotes XI Hilarious Newspaper Headlines (the best of 1999) 1.
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3.
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4.
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5.
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6.
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 7.
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over 8.
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 9.
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 10.
Clinton Wins Budget;
More Lies Ahead 11.
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 12.
Miners Refuse to Work After Death 13.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 14.
Stolen Painting Found by Tree 15.
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 16.
War Dims Hope for Peace 17.
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 18.
Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide 19.
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 20.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 21.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 22.
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 23.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 24.
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead
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