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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
How do you get a squirrel to like you
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I used to hate facial hair
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Make me a sandwich!
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What do you call a fake noodle
How do I look?
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