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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I used to hate facial hair
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When a dad drives past a cow
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I don't trust stairs
People say they pick their nose
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