A blond a brunet and a red head are being chased by a serial killer in a dark ally.
There are three bags.
The first is filled with dogs.
The second with cats.
The third with tomatoes.
The brunet hides in the first bag.
the red head hides in the second bag.
And the blonde in the third.
The killer passes the first bag.
The brunet says, 'Ruff!
Ruff!'
He keeps walking.
He walks to the second.
The red head says, 'Meow!
Meow!'
He keeps walking.
He goes to the third.
And the blonde says, 'Tomato!, tamata!'
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