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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A pirate went into a restaurant with a steering wheel in his pants and sits down at a table
A nun at a catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said bill i want you to promise me that when i die you will have my remains cremated
A truck driver stopped at a truck stop for breakfast the waitress who was new on the job came over to take his order
A young journalism graduate from arkansas had gone to work for the new york times
You so ugly last time you got ass
Once there was 3 men in a forest in the middle of nowhere
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I asked a jew who he was going to vote for as president
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