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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Hey I was thinking
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Can you put the cat out
Can you put my shoes on
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I don't play soccer
Make me a sandwich!
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