Hallo daar test EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts SOCIABLE: Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later INDIFFERENT: If all urinals being used, pisses in sink CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug ABSENT MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble TOUGH: Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away CONCEITED: Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed
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