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You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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A Bus Is A Vehicle That Runs Twice As Fast
My Birth Certificate Was A Letter Of Apology That My
They Said Too Much Of Everything Is Bad... But Too
Why Do People Ask Me If I'm "hiding", If
I Need Some Band-aids I'm Getting Cut From
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