4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ Why Can't You Hear A
Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
Next Joke:
What's brown and sticky
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Make me a sandwich!
I used to hate facial hair
Don t forget a bucket
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How do you make a Kleenex dance
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I don't trust stairs
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Did you hear about the guy with five penises
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
I Was About To Crack A Joke On Boxers; Now
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local chinese laundry
Here was a devil witch had a daughter that 3 guys wanted 2 marry a puerto ricana white guy and a black guy
What Is A Skeleton? Skeleton Is A Person Who Starts
The More Pregnant I Get, The More Often Strangers Smile
Most useless inventions
He's Street Smart. Sesame Street Smart
Why do girls where makeup and perfume