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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
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What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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You might be a lawyer if
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
What do you have when 100 lawyers are
Judge I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
A good lawyer knows the law
Lawyers give irrelevant information
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