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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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95% of all lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
Two lawyers are leaving the office
Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
Justice is a dish best served cold
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
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