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One Liner Jokes: We Can't Help Everyone, But

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• You So Fat That When You Stepped Onto A Scale
• I Sometimes Watch Birds And Wonder "If I Could Fly
• According To The Second Law Of Thermodynamics, You're Supposed
• I Think I Banged A Chinese Celebrity. She Kept Screaming
• It's Better To Be A Worldwide Alcoholic, Than An
• If You Don't Know What Introspection Is, You Need
• What Color Do Smurfs Turn If You Choke Them
• You Could Very Well Be Going To Heaven But It
• Alcohol Not Only Expands The Blood Vessels But Also Communications
• I Think Football Would Become An Even Better Game If

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• People Tend To Make Rules For Others And Exceptions For
• I'm Tired Of People Assuming I've Got A
• When In Doubt, Mumble
• A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn t find one big enough for her family
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