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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
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Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
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Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable
After spending time with eve adam was walking in the garden with god
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
A man dies and goes to hell
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
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