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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Trust But Verify
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I Remember My Staff Asking Me When I Was Going
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow
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In 34 Years I've Said I Love You To
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