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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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The Right To Be Heard Does Not Automatically Include The
Today A Man Knocked On My Door And Asked For
Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People
I Think Children Are Like Marmite. You Either Love Them
If God Is Watching Us, The Least We Can Do
How Did Jesus' Crucifixion Save Us? It's 'cause He
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