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One Liner Jokes: Most Of My Life Is Spent
Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Syria.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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My Son Was Like "I Got A D In My
I Don't Think You Are Stupid. You Just Have
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Ninety-nine Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad
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