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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I would avoid the sushi
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