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Doctor Jokes: Doctor Should I File My Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No!
Throw them away like everybody else.
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Doctor i think i need glasses
Best doctor jokes
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best 10 doctor jokes
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Four doctors who had not seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall
I have an earache
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor s office
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
My stomach is getting awfully big doctor
A japanese man went to the eye doctor
Random doctor jokes
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10 doctor jokes
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A man seeking to lose some of his excess weight visited the local doctor
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
John is at the doctor recieving just a general checkup when he says to the doctor hey doc did you know i can sing out of my arse
A guy walks into a psychiatrist s office covered only in saran wrap
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from saran wrap
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure
A british doctor a german doctor and an american doctor were chatting
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds
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