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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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Even If You Were Eaten, There Will Still Be A
Three Words To Ruin A Man's Ego...? "Is It
I Never Forget My Son's First Words... "Where The
There Are Two Rules For Success: 1) Don't Tell
Knowledge Is Power, And Power Corrupts. So Study Hard And
Fridges Should Have Glass Doors.That Way I Dont Have
One Day You Will Meet Someone So Amazing In Every
You Must Be A Magnetic Monopole Because All I Get
My Grandfather Has The Heart Of A Lion And A
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