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What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
95% of all lawyers
An old man was critically ill
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
What did a lawyer name his daughter?
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
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