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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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It Probably Seems Like I'm Listening To Your Story
Any Room Is A Panic Room If You've Lost
My Name Is Fin, Which Means It's Very Hard
'A Woman Has Twins, And Gives Them Up For Adoption
Don't Be Nervous If Someone Is Driving Ahead Of
Children Seldom Misquote You. In Fact, They Usually Repeat Word
They Keep Saying The Right Person Will Come Along, I
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