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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Did you hear about the circus fire
Can you put the cat out
How do I look?
What do you get from a pampered cow
Want to hear a joke about paper
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Why don't eggs tell jokes
What's brown and sticky
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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You might be a blonde if you think