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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do osama bin laden and crabs
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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