3 bums were outside a bar.
The first one went in and asked for a fork.
The second one went in and also asked for a fork.
Then the third one went in and wanted a straw.
At this point, the bartender became curious.
'How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?'
'Well', the bum said, 'the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone.'
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