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Dad Jokes: What Did The Grape Do When
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call a fake noodle
I've got a great joke about construction
How do you make a Kleenex dance
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Two goldfish are in a tank
Can you put my shoes on
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Why did the coffee file a police report
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