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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Can you put my shoes on
What time did the man go to the dentist
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Would you like the milk in a bag
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I've got a great joke about construction
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
People don't like having to bend over
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