There were a blonde and a brunette.
They were going to go rob a bank and when they got there the brunette was like: 'Remember what I told you!'
The blonde said: 'Ok!'
The blonde opened the door and the brunette said: '5 minute no longer!'
The blonde nodded.
The brunette waited and waited until the blonde came out 15 minutes later with a rope around her with the safe tied around her waist.
The guard comes running out with his pants around his ankles yelling: 'Stop!'
The blonde untied the safe, left it on the street and jumped in the van.
The brunette: 'I told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe!'
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