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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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I could tell a joke about pizza
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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