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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Soup or salad?
Why did the coffee file a police report
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
People don't like having to bend over
I used to hate facial hair
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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