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Dad Jokes: Can You Put The Cat Out
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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People say they pick their nose
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I used to hate facial hair
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I don't play soccer
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I just watched a program about beavers
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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