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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Would you like the milk in a bag
I just watched a program about beavers
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
How many apples grow on a tree
I've got a great joke about construction
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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