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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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I could tell a joke about pizza
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
The rotation of earth
I could tell a joke about pizza
The shovel
I don't trust stairs
I've never gone to a gun range before
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
People say they pick their nose
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My daughter screeched
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