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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
In the middle of a forest there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge mean bear
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions
God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
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