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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
What do you get from a pampered cow
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Don t forget a bucket
How do I look?
People say they pick their nose
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
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