4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
One Liner Jokes: I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Next Joke:
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic And
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
I Drink To Forget That I Accidentally Once Said "I
Generally, All Generalisations Are False
If You Are Here - Who Is Running Hell
They Say St. Patrick Drove The Snakes Out Of Ireland
You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid
Yo Mom Is So Dumb That She Thought Dunkin' Donuts
I Dressed My Dog Up As A Cat For Halloween
Evening News Is Where They Begin With 'Good Evening', And
If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Ask You To
Me: Let's Stay In Bed. Me Also: Good Idea
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
Troy
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony
The Probability Of Someone Watching You Is Proportional To The
Failure Is Not An Option—it Comes Bundled With The
Slept Like A Log Last Night........ Woke Up In The
She is so blonde that when she went to the airport and
It's important to have a good vocabulary
It Ain't The Jeans That Make Your Butt Look
People say they pick their nose
Chaos, Panic, & Disorder - My Work Here Is Done