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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
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Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
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10 religious jokes
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Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
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A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
An amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
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