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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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People say they pick their nose
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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Soup or salad?
The rotation of earth
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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