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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says i hate my mother-in-law
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices a dishy blonde behind him has raised her hand and is smiling at him
A little boy came down to breakfast
A dell employee got busted for pot in manhattan recently
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine
The government is looking to hire a new assasin someone who can kill anyone for any reason
A girl was throwing stones at a cow
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According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
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