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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
When you ask a dad if he's alright
People say they pick their nose
Soup or salad?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What's brown and sticky
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
When a dad drives past a cow
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