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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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I've never gone to a gun range before
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
When a dad drives past a cow
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Did you hear about the circus fire
A furniture store keeps calling me
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I just watched a program about beavers
Soup or salad?
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