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Dad Jokes: What Did The Grape Do When
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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People don't like having to bend over
What's brown and sticky
Can you put the cat out
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How do I look?
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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