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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I don't trust stairs
Soup or salad?
I could tell a joke about pizza
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
How do you make a Kleenex dance
My daughter screeched
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Paper or plastic?
A furniture store keeps calling me
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The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes
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