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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Can you put my shoes on
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I made a pencil with two erasers
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I don't trust stairs
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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Your momma so fat when she stepped on
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You might be a redneck if you learned
Did You Hear About The Bonfire? I Heard It Was
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Proof that people are extremely stupid