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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Can you put the cat out
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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I've got a great joke about construction
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Hey I was thinking
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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