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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
What's brown and sticky
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I don't trust stairs
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
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A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment
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You Have Enough Fat To Make Another Human
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished?
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