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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
An illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of chicago for a vacation in florida
A man dies and goes to hell
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
A man dies and goes to heaven
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
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