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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put the cat out
My daughter screeched
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
How do you make a Kleenex dance
A furniture store keeps calling me
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I have a dad bod
Soup or salad?
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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