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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Paper or plastic?
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Can you put my shoes on
Don t forget a bucket
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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